Ugtok-The-Mad

Me: My iPod was stolen at work. Caruso:  Well, it looks like you're working with... puts on sunglasses Caruso:  A bad Apple. YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH Seriously, though.  My iPod disappeared at work a while back, and my boss wastedd so much time getting around to the security camera footage that the days in question have been automatically deleted.  Oh, the reason he got around to looking?  One of his little pet girls at work lost her jacket, and detective slowpoke was on the case that day.  The only chance at physical evidence I had to prove my prime suspect actually took it was procrastinated away.

https://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/41466543/ns/us_news-crime_and_courts Coroner: This man was killed by a rooster. Caruso:  Well, I would say there was... puts on sunglasses Caruso:  Fowl play involved. YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

Just wanted to put something on here to let everyone know I'm not dead :) Although I haven't updated my page with anything in a little over a month, I'm still sorta active on the site.  I blame Reach and Black Ops for putting everything on hold. Also, this is my brother's Christmas gift from me http://www.amazon.com/Xbox-360-Branded-Fable-3-Controller/dp/B0041OWQU8/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1291770547&sr=8-1 I hate that it's not going to me since I love Fable and this design is sick, but oh well.